Bitch Quotes

When the world is getting you down, using sarcastic quotes or funny memes can help you laugh your way through life. And these sayings will help you get by.

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Do you know someone who is always putting other people down? Next time they insult you, be ready for them by remembering one of these snappy comebacks.

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I like to think of myself as an effective communicator. Clearly I am delusional. Last night, Brian and Bailey went to see a movie. It was after dinner, so I told Brian that Bailey could have dessert there. Now, Bailey thinks that dessert covers anything that the concession stand sells. Pizza? Popcorn? Nachos? Yes, all […]

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Whether it's a snarky subtweet or just a reminder that you're not alone out there, here are a few gems to give you a quick smile amidst all that heartbreak.

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