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I thought I was getting paid to do MY job. Apparently i'm getting paid to do… I thought I was getting paid to do MY job. Apparently i'm getting paid to do the slacker's job as well. Hmm… so what exactly are you paying the slacker to do? Work Jokes, Work Humor, Funny Quotes, Life Quotes, Funny Memes, Hilarious, Pharmacy Humor, Dental Humor, Hate My Job

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Get a funny take on today's popular news, entertainment, lifestyle, and video content -- all written by the people who bring you those funny ecards.

And boy do I love Karma. There is a few people in mind that I hope karma will be visiting REALLY soon. Great Quotes, Quotes To Live By, Me Quotes, Funny Quotes, Inspirational Quotes, Sarcastic Quotes, Karma Quotes, Payback Quotes, Moving Quotes

Favorite Quotes from Pinterest...

These are some of my favorite quotes that I have found on Pinterest . You can find them on my Wise Words Board . ...

I am not saying I hate my coworker. but if she were on fire, I might break out the marshmallows. camping is for poor people and idiots! i will take my room service and turn down service anyday thank you! Work Memes, Work Quotes, Work Humor, Co Worker Memes, I Hate Work, I Hate My Job, Work Drama, Funny People, Hate People

I am not saying I hate my coworker... but if she were on fire, I might break out the marshmallows.

Someone from Chickasha posted a whisper, which reads "I am not saying I hate my coworker... but if she were on fire, I might break out the marshmallows. "

Funny KETO Memes for those on the Ketogenic diet. If you are eating low carb and need a good laugh, these viral funny images will give you a good giggle. Funny Memes About Work, Hilarious Work Memes, Funny Videos, Jokes About Work, Morning Humor, Morning Pics, Funny Morning, Morning Quotes, Good Morning Funny Pictures

42 Retail Memes For When You Gotta Put On That Fake Smile

Anyone who's never worked in retail before can never truly understand how frustrating the work is - all for ungrateful customers and very little pay. And perhaps the worst part of the job? instead of actually displaying your frustration, at the end of the day, you just gotta put on a fake smile and pretend you care about the minimum-wage work you're doing!

Not My Problem. Best three words I ever learned and my new motto. Need money? Not my problem. Need support? Not my problem. Time Quotes, Funny Quotes, Selfie Quotes, Sassy Quotes, Someecards Funny, Laugh Quotes, Clever Quotes, Work Quotes, Sarcastic Quotes

Dear Chump Lady, How do I manage weekly contact?

Dear Chump Lady, My ex-husband of ten years effectively abandoned me while I was pregnant with our 2nd child (our oldest, now 8 years old, is mildly disabled) due to his emotional affair with a ho-…

 - The only profession where you have to do more work to call in sick than if you just suffered through it." FROM: Middle School Science Teacher Humor Someecards, Teaching Humor, Teaching Quotes, Teaching Reading, Teaching History, Teaching Profession, Teaching Time, Teaching Science, Life Science

There need to be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: There need to be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. Create and send your own custom Confession ecard.

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We hope you have a grin at some of these, which were found on various social media sites. Bookmark this page and come back every week for a new chuckle!

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Here's to Monday

One for the shift workers - smile and nod (or feel homicidal and angry).

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“Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon... No matter how good you are, the bird... #boldomatic”